Meluat dan rasa nak termuntah apabila melihat aksi seorang pelawak muda. Berangannya dia semasa menemani buah hatinya mengadakan sesi fotografi.

Mangga Muda gelarkan dia pelawak sebab dia ni kira mahu jadi pelawak atau pelakon komedi. Kalau sebut nama orang akan ingat kut, tapi ada juga yang mungkin fikir dua kali nak mengingatkan wajahnya. Dia tak popular sangat.

Dia ni berkawan dengan seorang pelakon muda. Semasa pelakon muda sedang disolek oleh seorang jurusolek, adalah sedikit bedak terkena nak jean buah hati dia tu. Agaknya buah hari dia tak duduk diam sampai terkena serbuk-serbuk bedak.

Si pelawak tu datang meneman sahaja. Dia masuk dalam bilik solekan dan marah-marah kepada jurusolek. Pada masa itu ada ramai juga orang sebab artis lain juga sedang bersolek. Nak tahu bagaimana reaksi dia apabila ternampak jean itu ada kesan kotoran?

Macam ini kata dia: "Siapa punya kerja ni yang mengotorkan jean RM700 yang aku beli ni."

Amboi... mulut tak reti nak jaga langsung. Kalau pun nak tunjukkan awak tu seorang yang baran, tak payahlah tunjuk dengan orang. Kuat pulak tu dia menengking tu.

Yang buat orang di situ nak tergelak ialah bila dia sebut kuat-kuat harga jean itu yang dibelinya dengan harga RM700. Nak menunjuk -nunjuk dia belikan barang mahal kepada kekasih ke? Eh! Tolonglah. Ada juga orang macam itu.

Mangga Muda: Kalau pakai baju mahal, tapi tak reti nak jaga diri dan kelakuan, tak guna juga... nampak murah di badan awak tu.

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ungkep said:

	... sape la pelawak 2
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April 08, 2009
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ungkep said:

	... ngada2. seluar aku pon mahal2 klu kotor x de le nak jerit2. itu maknanya pelawak 2 x pernah pakai benda2 yg mahal2. tu yg JAKUN semacam. buat malu je
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April 08, 2009
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cutecda said:

	haiiii laju nyerrr dia hehehehe
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cutecda said:

	mengada ngada betul tu kep JAKUN le tu... poyo je lebih huk
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cutecda said:

	ungkep... ko x tangkap musang lagi ke kep bila la agaknya dpt jumpa ko kat kotak kecik tu.. kesian ko duk sini sorang2
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cutecda said:

	kan meluat je nak muntah pun ada tgk pagai camni.. malas le nak mengomel.. aku blah dulu kep.. nak tarik tangan ko xleh nanti batal air sembahyang aku ni lelok duk sini kep ko lau muntah lap sendiri eh cauuuu
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cecilia said:

	... cc pun dgr gak gosip nie kt hotfm..
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April 08, 2009
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cecilia said:

	... pelawak muda yang tgh bcintan skang ni nabil..
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April 08, 2009
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cecilia said:

	... klu xpopular sgt bkn la.. tkejut gk klu la nabil tu cam tu..
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April 08, 2009
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arapink said:

	... kep x bela musang lg ker? cepat2 lah...kitorang semua dah bela sekor sorang....hehehhe....ni pelawak lain yer? bkn pelawak yg dlm reality tv dulu ye?....mmg meluat kalo yg tu..peluk bagai....
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April 09, 2009
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smai1812 said:

	... sabo ja la adeiiiiiiiiiii
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April 09, 2009
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aspaLeLaPek said:

	Sapo pelawak yg x bape nak lawak tu??? ahahhahaha.. kan dah kena ngan bos aku.. JAKON!!!!
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April 09, 2009
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aspaLeLaPek said:

	Yo'o la 700 hengget belik memahal kemain... smpi masa jadik lap kaki je.. wakakkakak
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April 09, 2009
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aspaLeLaPek said:

	adoiyaaiiii... tak kan nabil kot CC...
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April 09, 2009
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smai1812 said:

	... nk wt mcm mn dia ni jakun@perak adeiiiiiiiiii
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April 10, 2009
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smai1812 said:

	... bkn nabil la sbb dia kata dia nk jd plawak nabil mmg sah2 plawak n buah ati nbil bkn artis
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April 10, 2009
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smai1812 said:

	... yg pasti kata pgrg ni dia 2 di pgl plawak oleh pgrng sbb dia nk jd plawk so bkn plawk la dia 2 200% bkn nabil org nya toi x aspa & glam
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April 10, 2009
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nuruls said:

	... bukan johan dengan ozlynn ke? kan ada keluar paper pasal neh...
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arapink said:

	... ha ah nuruls...x yah nak teka teki lagi...mmg sah si johan gedik tu...kuar paper minggu lps. eleh, takat suar 700 tu betoi ah ckp aspa...last2 sok jd lap kaki jugak....
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April 15, 2009
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arapink said:

	... lawak dia tu mmg lawak bodo....sbb tu lah dia tu x laku mcm zizan...x de org nak ambik dia tu belakon...melawak pun besepah jer..
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April 15, 2009
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smai1812 said:

	... lor mamat 2 ka kak ara? smai dok pulun pkiaq sapo adeiiiiiiii truk nya prngai
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April 15, 2009
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smai1812 said:

	... lawak dia mmg bodo bek zizan ok g hu3 dia ni mcm3 kes dah tau dlu pn dah kn komplain igt kn dah sedo dri rupa2 nya x..wt hal g adeiiiiiiiii b'ubh la skit..jgn dok wt mcm 2 adeiiiiiiiiiiii
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April 15, 2009
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dinjb said:

	... johan raja lawak dengan ozlin wati la.. alamak korang niy
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April 18, 2009
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cun9929 said:

	... sape pelawak tu ekk..
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April 21, 2009
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cun9929 said:

	... ala malas tul la nak baca stori kat atas tu..ermmm
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April 21, 2009
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cun9929 said:

	... oo cam tu erk cite dia.. adoii mcm2 tul la..
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April 21, 2009
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cun9929 said:

	... korang kate johan erk.. tul ke dia.. kang salah org kang naye je...
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April 21, 2009
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cun9929 said:

	... mmg la kelakar abg mangga dia kan pelawak..kui3
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April 21, 2009
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cun9929 said:

	... fuyoooooooooooooooo ungkep.. sabo kep..
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April 21, 2009
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cun9929 said:

	... mana dak smaiii ni...
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April 21, 2009
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smai1812 said:

	... depa kata johan
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April 21, 2009
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smai1812 said:

	... sama la dgn smai mls gak nk bc tp dh bc hehehehehehe
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April 21, 2009
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smai1812 said:

	... a'ah mcm 2 la cite nye hehehehe
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cun9929 said:

	... kalau suar tu dah kotor basuh jelah wat ape nak kecoh2 siap masuk mangga lg..hehehe
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cun9929 said:

	... xpun kalau dah byk duit sgt gi la beli yg len.. kat kedai byk kan...
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April 21, 2009
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cun9929 said:

	... itu kira terbaca la smaii cun pun dah terbaca gak td...heheheh
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April 21, 2009
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cun9929 said:

	... xpela smaii... rajin membaca leh tambah ilmu pengetahuan kan..
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April 21, 2009
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smai1812 said:

	... mcm2 daaaaaaaaa
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April 21, 2009
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smai1812 said:

	... agak2 ja cun xtau la btoi ke x hehehehehe
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April 21, 2009
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smai1812 said:

	... ntah kn cun beli je len
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April 21, 2009
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smai1812 said:

	... yg pelik np nk habaq hrga suo 2?
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April 21, 2009
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smai1812 said:

	... a'ah toi 2 terbaca hehehehe
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April 21, 2009
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NagaMerah said:

	... ni mesti si gimik tu...apa tah nama dia...gimik gimik...dia kan perasan nak jadi pelawak...maklumlah penah offer diri nak masuk group senario...
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